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Oden: "Yeah... I'd Totally Hit It..."

gregodenandkevindurant In a photo taken at ESPN's annual ESPY awards, Greg Oden was caught displaying his taste for tailored suits and a fine rapist wit. The top overall pick in last year's draft, Oden gained a reputation in college as a scorer and inside presence to be reckoned with. When reporters seeking a comment caught up with him, Oden informed us that after presenting the award, he tried his luck with the brunette pictured. "I told her that I I'm known as a scorer and an inside presence to be reckoned with." Oden was quick to add that he would have sealed the deal had Kevin Durant's charm not gotten in the way. "Yeah" He sighed. "Dude came up and started talking about his tremendous length and penetration skills at the three spot. I didn't even know girls had a three spot!" Neither Durant nor Bondage Action Sharapova could be reached for further comment.

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Well played sir

But regardless of who the brunette is, surely Oden is old enough to be her grandfather.

Get me BD and 75 and I'm in

by John R on Aug 2, 2008 3:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Actually,

it looks like his eyes are focused on the hardware in ?Sharapova’s? hands. KD appears to be the one checking her out.

Andy Roddick has the most wimbledon titles in the world. He just hides them in Federer's trophy case

by premthegrem on Aug 2, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Heh heh...

Penetration… I get it.

In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. - Elwood P. Dowd

by Steve Perrin on Aug 2, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and Oden is an "inside presence"

hardy har har

Krikey! Kiteboarding is Kewl!

by prezofdeath on Aug 2, 2008 10:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oden should learn to take his man off the dribble so he can

Penetrate crevis’s.

I am Greg Oden, i am goingz to be trade to The Warrior. hoooray.

Warriors for life. Raiders till death. And The A's when i get free tickets.

by STIX on Aug 6, 2008 2:29 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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