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Obama for NBA Commissioner!

 

Why?

- He can provide the league with an NBA version of cash for clunkers.  That means DTS could get rid of Baron, take a tax credit, and get a new, more efficient, free agent point guard.

- He can appoint an NBA Discrimination Csar to make sure that DTS gets investigated for discriminating against Elgin Baylor and get Elgin reinstated as GM.

- He can ask the FCC to permanently ban Milph from future broadcasting in response for stirring up animosity against the peaceful, loving nation of Iran.

- He can cap out executives salaries on franchises that have losing records while providing bail out money to those losing franchises.  This means that DTS can get more money for LeBron by reducing MDsr's salary.

- He can save more American jobs by preventing foreign workers from working in the NBA.  Goodbye, Dirk, Yao, and Manu!

 Hail to the new Commissioner!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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