Help Clipper Chuck's make his Clippers Christmas Wish List

by ClipperChuck on Dec 18, 2009 11:03 AM PST

Hey Gang,

Need your help writing to Santa this year for the Clips. I started some below for the team but I figure everyone can help contribute.

Dear Santa,

The crippling economy surely has put a strain on your factories in the North Pole as more families than ever are in need of your goodwill. In a sincere effort to give your elves a break from churning out toys I write today in the hope that you can help our beleaguered Clippers through well-placed gifts and thoughts that will bring joy and happiness to the few Clipper Nation Fans that remain. I've attached the wish-list of each player below.

For Chris Kaman, please send Chris some vitamin D supplements that can keep him focused, energized and healthy.

For Baron Davis, please send him a new electric razor and shaving cream.

For Marcus Camby, please send him some anti-aging cream and a broken clock so time will never catch up to him.

For Eric Gordon,

For Blake Griffin,

Sincerely Yours,

Clipper Nation

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Send Blake and Eric

competent doctors, coaches, and managment who wont screw their careers

BG, EJ, BD LETS GO CLIPPERS!!!

by LJ Hann on Dec 18, 2009 1:43 PM PST reply actions

For Clipper fans

for DTS to get drunk and sell the franchise to Billy Crystal

In Gordon we trust

by bestclipfan on Dec 18, 2009 2:03 PM PST reply actions

+1 He's a city slicker... he would know wat to do..... :-)

by In GrIfFin We TrUsT on Dec 19, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions

BD wants something else.

Baron’s powers lie in his beard, shaving it is like cutting Samson’s locks.

"Buckle your seat belts, folks. This one's doing down to the wire." -The inimitable Ralph Lawler.

by Gordon for President on Dec 18, 2009 2:18 PM PST reply actions

Send the Clippers, a winning season

Thanks and happy holidays!

by NBAFAN8 on Dec 18, 2009 11:20 PM PST reply actions

please give all of DTS money to us. then he will have to sell the team and we can buy it back.

by andrewexd on Dec 19, 2009 11:35 AM PST reply actions

Hm..

Send Gordon a Lord of the Rings mini Hobbit Sword so he can help us fight through all the other “orcs” in the NBA.
Send Blake Griffin a Dora the Explorer camping set. Just cause.

by JackduhSun on Dec 20, 2009 11:32 AM PST reply actions