Help Clipper Chuck's make his Clippers Christmas Wish List
Hey Gang,
Need your help writing to Santa this year for the Clips. I started some below for the team but I figure everyone can help contribute.
Dear Santa,
The crippling economy surely has put a strain on your factories in the North Pole as more families than ever are in need of your goodwill. In a sincere effort to give your elves a break from churning out toys I write today in the hope that you can help our beleaguered Clippers through well-placed gifts and thoughts that will bring joy and happiness to the few Clipper Nation Fans that remain. I've attached the wish-list of each player below.
For Chris Kaman, please send Chris some vitamin D supplements that can keep him focused, energized and healthy.
For Baron Davis, please send him a new electric razor and shaving cream.
For Marcus Camby, please send him some anti-aging cream and a broken clock so time will never catch up to him.
For Eric Gordon,
For Blake Griffin,
Sincerely Yours,
Clipper Nation
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Send Blake and Eric
competent doctors, coaches, and managment who wont screw their careers
BG, EJ, BD LETS GO CLIPPERS!!!
BD wants something else.
Baron’s powers lie in his beard, shaving it is like cutting Samson’s locks.
"Buckle your seat belts, folks. This one's doing down to the wire." -The inimitable Ralph Lawler.
by Gordon for President on Dec 18, 2009 2:18 PM PST reply actions
For the Clippers Team and Fans: Please send us Blake Griffin ready to play.
Everything starts out New, Gets Old and Dies or is Destroyed.
Send Butler some confidence
“I’m good enough, smart enough, and doggon it, people like me”
I got it!
Send Gordon, a few more touches
Send Blake, a healthy MRI
Send the Clippers, a winning season
Thanks and happy holidays!
Hm..
Send Gordon a Lord of the Rings mini Hobbit Sword so he can help us fight through all the other “orcs” in the NBA.
Send Blake Griffin a Dora the Explorer camping set. Just cause.

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