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Off-season Wish List

I thought it would be nice to put together a list of things each player should do in the off-season to improve.  Some of these guys might not be back due to contracts or trades but for now they are still on our team right now.

Baron Davis - Try PX90.

Chris Kaman - Try hypnosis/sacrificing virgins/voodoo to manage his ADD and lift his injury curse.

Marcus Camby - Pack his bags, he's moving on to bigger and better things.

Zach Randolph - Lay off the bottle, eat a salad once in awhile and hire a driver.

EJ - Ignore phone calls from ZBo, Baron and Ricky late at night.

Thornton - Watch lots and lots of Scottie Pippen tapes.

Ricky Davis - Get a medical prescription for marijuana.

Steve Novak - Work on a go-to celebratory move after draining a 3.  I think blowing on the tips of his fingers could work for his "Shooter" image.

DeAndre Jordan - 1000 jumpers before breakfast, 1000 hook shots before lunch,  1000 turnarounds before dinner, 1000 bank shots before bed.

Fred Jones - Sign a contract for the minimum.

Mike Taylor - Work on his Tony Parker impersonation.

 

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