I thought it would be nice to put together a list of things each player should do in the off-season to improve. Some of these guys might not be back due to contracts or trades but for now they are still on our team right now.
Baron Davis - Try PX90.
Chris Kaman - Try hypnosis/sacrificing virgins/voodoo to manage his ADD and lift his injury curse.
Marcus Camby - Pack his bags, he's moving on to bigger and better things.
Zach Randolph - Lay off the bottle, eat a salad once in awhile and hire a driver.
EJ - Ignore phone calls from ZBo, Baron and Ricky late at night.
Thornton - Watch lots and lots of Scottie Pippen tapes.
Ricky Davis - Get a medical prescription for marijuana.
Steve Novak - Work on a go-to celebratory move after draining a 3. I think blowing on the tips of his fingers could work for his "Shooter" image.
DeAndre Jordan - 1000 jumpers before breakfast, 1000 hook shots before lunch, 1000 turnarounds before dinner, 1000 bank shots before bed.
Fred Jones - Sign a contract for the minimum.
Mike Taylor - Work on his Tony Parker impersonation.