Sex, Drugs, and the Los Angeles Clippers.

With the recent acquisition of Mark Madsen, I think Los Angeles residents should be made aware of the new threat to their city's women. The addition of Mark Madsen to Christopher Kaman's entourage both on the basketball court and up in the club literally means the end of non-pregnancy in Los Angeles. Already a notorious playboy, Kaman's game will now be fully augmented by Madsen, and the potency of their swagger will know no bounds. Filled maternity wards, single mother's with multiple jobs, copious amounts of hundred dollar bills in the air of local strip clubs--these are the things that will mark the arrival of Mark Madsen to the Los Angeles Clippers. I just thought you all should know...

Also, if you have not done so already, go on youtube and type in "Kaman fireworks".