Brian Skinner has become an unrestricted free agent. Words cannot express my sympathy for the city of Milwaukee. To flirt with the greatness that is witnessing Brian Skinner ball outrageous, only to have this joy torn away... I just can't imagine how painful that must be. Cleveland has no reason to complain, send the Peace Corps to the Cheese State.
That being said, this is a fantastic day to be a Clipper fan. Today, we can imagine something bigger, something blacker, something more dipped in bleach. Yes, my friends, today we can hope for Brian Skinner. Today, the Glass is completely full--of Clorox that is-- and the stars are aligning in our future. The Big Dipper may soon return.