After reading the Taylor Griffin fanpost, I was inspired to write about more Griffins we should sign. I read these in the comments and thought they be great new people to replace Foye and Gomes.
First let's start with brother Taylor Griffin. The older brother of Blake Griffin who needs to keep his rowdy little brother in check from hurting all the great big NBA players.
A face like that has to scare away any one trying to drive into the middle. Plus we all know how much DTS loves Caucasians!
Blake Griffin also seems like a funny guy so he needs funny people which is why we should also get Eddie Griffin
Blake Griffin also needs someone from the hood, straight from the streets as an enforcer to protect him from the other team. Cause you know, grown men who've been playing basketball for many years don't know how to take care of themselves. So I suggest we bring up William Michael Griffin, also known as legendary rapper Rakim to do that.
You think this would keep Blake Griffin happy so he will never leave me?