I need all Clippers fans to commit to NEVER serenading a free throw shooting Clipper with the absurdly pathetic and insufferably ass-kissing chant of M-V-P. I'm not sure who invented this atrocity, but it has spread thru the NBA like a plague over the years.

As with everything, Lakers fans do it most annoyingly. Kobe worship is disturbing for many reasons, most notably Colorado. But the Kobe/M-V-P chant is patently incomprehensible. On it's face, it fails the logic test. Kobe is nowhere close to being the MVP of the NBA, and hasn't been for years. This should be obvious. Even if he were MVP material, the chant is tired and corny. Nobody over the age of 9 should participate in such frivolity. I don't expect Lakers fans, with their lethal combination of myopia and limited basketball knowledge, to understand this. But I do expect more of Clippers fans.

So please, PLEASE, unless your name is ClipperDarrell, or you are a child under the age of 12, restrain yourselves from participating in this ridiculous schoolyard chanting, even you think that Blake Griffin or Chris Paul are actually deserving of being recognized NBA MVP. We're not in nursery school.

Thank you.