Greetings Fellow Sterling Loungers,

I am currently serving the greatest honor as a Cliplet, Jury Duty, so you can all sleep safe, hide in the bathroom doing twistedwristers, or do whatever fancies you during those cold lonely nights. I hear they have one of the best cafeterias in the county. It will definitely be the highlight of my day.

Yours Truly,
TwistedWrister

P.S. Remember, practice makes perfect

P.P.S I need more words to meet the minimum because I'm not god like LJ