Greetings Fellow Sterling Loungers,

I know I was born to do this. It is now my time to shine. I'm going to be the most famous Cliplet for the week.

It's been a slow day at work so I have taken the liberty of opening this week's Sterling Lounge. Let's celebrate Columbus Day by climbing into a stranger's backyard and claiming that it is yours. Then, we capture them, make them do our chores, and force them to be Clipper fans.

Yours truly,
TwistedWrister