Everyone's least-favorite NBA columnist is leaving ESPN to take a front-office job with the Grizzlies. As a Clippers' fan, I can't help but view this as a two-fer. Not only does it mean that we're freed from reading the sarcastic drivel he writes about the Clips (as well as enduring his self-serving, PER-centric "logic"), but it also means that, if he's as bad at his new job as he was at his old one, we will no longer have Memphis to worry about as a Western Conference rival!