I read on the game chat that PV Mike and a few Cliplet fans bought some lottery tickets.
What changes would you make if you won the lottery and bought the Cliplets?
Here are my changes (and I bought a ticket so keep your fingers crossed)
- Officially change the name of the team to the Cliplets. Rolls off the tongue better
- Fire Vinny and replace him with Brian Cookie Crumbs as head coach
- I would run more interesting promos like Milf night
- I would personally "train" the Cliplet Cheerleaders
- I would run the full court press every game (if I am paying the players so much money, they might as well work for it)
- Give Cliplet Darrell a job and have him travel around the league chanting Cliplet stuff
- I would become the commentator and replace Lawler
- Retire Tim Kemptons jersey in the Staple Center