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What would you do if you OWNED the Cliplets?

I read on the game chat that PV Mike and a few Cliplet fans bought some lottery tickets.

What changes would you make if you won the lottery and bought the Cliplets?

Here are my changes (and I bought a ticket so keep your fingers crossed)

- Officially change the name of the team to the Cliplets. Rolls off the tongue better

- Fire Vinny and replace him with Brian Cookie Crumbs as head coach

- I would run more interesting promos like Milf night

- I would personally "train" the Cliplet Cheerleaders

- I would run the full court press every game (if I am paying the players so much money, they might as well work for it)

- Give Cliplet Darrell a job and have him travel around the league chanting Cliplet stuff

- I would become the commentator and replace Lawler

- Retire Tim Kemptons jersey in the Staple Center

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