In honor of Labor Day and the Clippers, Donald T. Sterling cordially invites you to attend his annual Clippers White Party at his Malibu, California mansion. RSVP is highly recommended, unless you are a single woman.
Entertainment will be provided by PV Mike and twistedwrister
Special appearances by Tim Kempton and dooder
Music will be provided by Divine Beast
Hosted by LJ Hann and Lawler's Law
Remember to dress in all white, unless you are a rookie!