OK, I need something I can latch onto here. Many have expressed their dislike of Subway as a nickname for Jared Jordan, and I don't really disagree; it's not good. But I'm not thrilled with the other alternatives I've heard. I mean, what is the origin of J5 anyway?
So, leave some nominations in the comments, and after we've got a handful, I'll put up a poll and you guys can vote. Of course, if I don't like the nickname you choose, I won't actually use it - a blog is really a dictatorship, despite all the talk of the 'democratic Web 2.0'.