Clippers Searching for New Talent to Join The Team

For many of us, it has been a dream to be a part of the Los Angeles Clippers.  Stepping onto the court, spotlight on you, with thousands of fans roaring in support, what isn't there to want about that?  Well, don't let your dreams be dreams!  Do you want to be PAID to be courtside to all of the Los Angeles Clippers home games?  Well, you are in luck, because the Clippers have an opening... for a new MASCOT!!

Oddly enough, I already thought we had someone bleeding with emotion and getting the crowd hyped with his ridiculous gestures, but someone just informed me that that is in fact our owner.  Okay, all joking aside, there isn't much information on what the actual Mascot will be, but if I had to guess, it would most likely look something like this.  That's the last one, I promise.

Truth be told, there really isn't any indication as to what the mascot may be, but it could definitely be a fun addition to the Clipper team.  Other teams have notable mascots like Bango the Buck, Benny the Bull, and Drake the bandwaggoner.  It'd be great to hear what citizens think would be the best mascot; even better, it'd be fantastic for anyone here to try out for the new spot!